Cheesy Chihuahua - Mini Story Part 1

"Hey, do you guys want to hear some soccer jokes?" Lola asks us as we're resting after just finishing practice. Most of the girls don't even respond. Becca and Tiffany roll their eyes. Morgan shakes her head. Amber and I answer her with a definite NO. I'm tired, hot and sweaty thanks to Becca the Hun working us like crazy. I'm not in a mood for anymore of Lola’s lame jokes.

"Okay so what tea do footballers drink?" She asks us as if we all said yes.

"PenalTea!! Get it penalty" Lola tells us as she laughs. Geez, that was hysterical. I'm dying from laughter over here. You notice my sarcasm right? Cool, just checking.

"Okay here's another one. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?........Because she kept running away from the ball!!" She says laughing even more. I'll admit that one was a little funny. Oh no what is happening to me? I'm so exhausted that I'm laughing at corny jokes now. Snap out of it Bailey.

"Here's another one-" Lola starts but is cut off, thankfully.

"That's enough jokes for today, Lola. Hit the showers girls and rest up. Our next game is coming up in a few days and I want to win it for sure. The boys have won their last two games while we haven't. It's embarrassing" Becca tells us as she stands up to bitch us out. Wah wah wah. What a baby.

"It's not a competition Becca. Plus the teams they played were so easy. The boys hardly had to work for it" Amber says. Ain't that the truth. It was a breeze. Like the riding in a convertible with the wind blowing in your hair breeze.

"Yeah but don't tell the boys that or else they'll get defensive" Taylor, another teammate says. There was a lot of mhmm's that followed her statement. Let's just say that a some individuals on the boys team are....bragging douches. Ugh.

"Whatever, they still won. Be ready for practice tomorrow at 430 and don't be late" Becca says while rolling her eyes and grabbing her gear. I roll my eyes and pick up my backpack and head for the locker rooms. Honestly, who made her team captain? She is the worst! Okay and I'll admit that some of my feelings are from her being Shane's ex girlfriend. But still, why, why, WHY??

"Ugh" Amber says bumping into me playfully as she and Morgan walk on either side of me.

"Seriously. Double ugh!" I say while drinking from my water bottle. We make our way into the building and are instantly greeted with the cool air conditioning.

"Shoot, I got to hurry up and shower. I have a study session with PK in the library" Morgan says running off to her locker. I smirk. They sure have been hanging out a lot...

"Oh great. Here comes dickhead Greyson" Amber says rolling her eyes. One of the "braggers" on the boys’ team.

"Well look, here comes the losers. Make way for the winners out of the soccer teams" Greyson says chuckling with a few of his friend. I'm honestly bored of his remarks now. Even though they still get to me a little. Okay a more than a little...... Fine A LOT!

"Whatever, keep dreaming. You guys only won two games. Not a championship" Amber says with her hands on her hips. Why does she even bother with them. I shake my head as I continue to my locker. I guess the boys are done with practice too. Hmm, I wonder where Shane is. My cover eyes are suddenly covered.

"Guess who?"

I instantly smile. I guess that answers my question about Shane.

"Hmmm, let me guess. My Prince Charming?" I ask with a bit of a laugh.

"Good answer" Shane says while uncovering my eyes and kissing my cheek. I roll my eyes. Yeah lucky for him. I'm too tired to mess with him today. Otherwise I would have said Ryan Reynolds or Zac Efron. Yummy. Ha!

"How come you’re already done with practice?" I ask opening my locker to retrieve my book bag

"Oh we practiced on the north field since they were putting fertilizer or something like that on the grass after your practice" he says with a shrug and an eye roll as he takes hold of my gym bag from my shoulder.

"Will you finished early" I comment grabbing my backpack and shutting my locker with a slam. Shane's already showers and change. Unlike myself who looks like I haven't showered in days. By the way, that would totally suck. I don't know how the cavemen did it back then.

"No ours ended at the usual time. Your practice, however, ran almost forty-five minutes late. Becca must have really wanted to push you guys, huh?" Shane says slinging my bag over his shoulder as I walk beside him down the school hall. Does it look like I just walked back from a spa treatment Shane? No clearly not. So duh!! Becca indeed wanted to push, shove, scream, and push us some more. Stupid Becca. And forty-five minutes over?? I'm bringing my watch next time. Hmph.

"Obviously" I tell him sarcastically.

"Damn baby, chill. I was just saying. I always forget how grouchy can be after hard practices. By the way, you have water, right?" Shane says rolling his eyes. How can he forget? Remember summer camp? Sigh. That's where is all started.

"Hmph. I wouldn't be like this if Becca went easier..." I huff as I shake my water bottle with water in it so he sees it.

"Oh don't start" Shane says putting his arm around me and pulling me closer to him. He kisses my warm temple.

"It's true,” I say without much power behind it. That's what Shane's kisses to do me. What? You would act the same way, don't deny it.

"Sure" he says rolling his eyes. We have this conversation about Becca weekly so it's nothing new.

"Shane, let me tell you a joke" I stop him as we just got outside of the building. I repeat to him the Cinderella one that Lola told. I thought it was a little funny but Shane didn't seem to think so.

"Hmm I thought you had a better since of humor than that sweetheart but I guess I was wrong" He says grinning. What! I'm offended.

"Whatever. You have to admit its kinda funny,” I say pushing him slightly. Or trying to anyway.

"No, not even a little" Shane says laughing. I fold my arms and pout. Some boyfriend he is.  

"Thanks a lot" I tell him looking away.

"Your welcome" Shane answers giving first my nose a kiss and then my lips.